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crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

(Source: fucksebastianstan)

  • Me:

    Nah I never dress up for Halloween. I... oh shit.

  • Izzy:

    What?

  • Me:

    I WORK AT A BAR I HAVE TO DRESS UP.

  • Izzy:

    Let's go shopping for a costume!

  • Me:

    *mental shouting because I hate shopping*

  • Me:

    *mental freaking because I never pick good costumes*

  • Me:

    *horrifying mental image of myself in a sexy nurse costume*

  • Me:

    ...

  • Me:

    Brilliant plan! I'm going as Dean Winchester. I own the whole costume already. I'll order a Samulet online. Done.

  • Me:

    *is literally the laziest human being ever*

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

(Source: maxmff)

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